Loop Hole

Convinced he'd found the loop hole, he smiled confidently and proudly confessed, "I have given up giving up things for Lent."

Wilted Weed

Spill the vase, cast away the mocking petals. Balance your napping moral centerpiece of wilted weed. Invasive adulterant. Lying stem of stabbing, stinging, throbbing, narcotic deceit.

Dripping White Primer

There are some things you should never try to paint, he said. Things that are so innately beautiful that anything but what is, is nothing more than a mere cheap reproduction with the words CHEAP REPRODUCTION painted in dripping white primer straight across the front.